![]() 10/31/2013 at 21:02 • Filed to: Not Wasting Time | ![]() | ![]() |
And I'm on Oppo...
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I got 15 assignments to do, and I'm on Oppo too. sucks doesn't it...
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What sort of physics?
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Physics is easy!*
*classical mechanical physics
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The class is called Modern Physics, and our test tomorrow is over Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle among other things.
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That does not sound like fun.
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Dr. Heisenberg gets pulled over. The cop comes up to him and asks, "Do you know how fast you were going back there?" Heisenberg replies, "No, but I know exactly where I am."
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Well, at least you an Zippy can come to NM and work for Los Alamos or Sandia Labs. They hire anybody. :)
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Yeah. The life of a double major in mechanical engineering and physics...
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Just tell them that the razor states that one should proceed to simpler theories until simplicity can be traded for greater explanatory power. I mean, Heisenberg's uncertainty principle was a heuristic argument wasn't it?
AND....
"Heisenberg and Schrödinger get pulled over for speeding.
The cop asks Heisenberg "Do you know how fast you were going?"
Heisenberg replies, "No, but we know exactly where we are!"
The officer looks at him confused and says "you were going 108 miles per hour!"
Heisenberg throws his arms up and cries, "Great! Now we're lost!" "
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Insert 60's Spiderman "Everybody's studying for physics... and I'm just sitting here Opposturbating".
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Heisenberg says get back to work.
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For the longest time I couldn't understand why so many people were talking about Heisenberg. . . I mean he was a very influential physicist but I mean his name was everywhere. . . Then I realized that people were just talking about that show and probably have no clue who Heisenberg is.
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I sure as hell didn't until now!